All of my poetry which was previously posted here, I transferred over to my new blog, http://poetryunbridled.blogspot.com/
Grammar police, fuck off.
Keys
11 years ago
A product of Facebook
20 Absolutely random things about myself.
1. I think Miley Cyrus is definitely at least top ten Scariest people on the planet, if not top five.
2. I actually think the majority of people are terrifying, intimidating, psychotic or mind-numbingly boring, and if they aren’t any of those, then they are fascinating.
3. I probably ate something in the last 24 hours that isn’t technically edible. Oops.
4. I’ve slept for two days straight. Not sure why.
5. I have a fun habit of walking into stop signs, fire hydrants, parked cars, pedestrians, not parked cars, because I never pay attention to anything when I am walking.
6. When I was twelve, I ate four foot-long hot dogs, 3 liters of soda, and 2 bowls of instant noodles in one sitting.
7. Chihuahuas also make my list of Scariest things in the world. And Tom Cruise.
8. My favorite word is watermelon. Close second is pudding.
9. I had a dream where my friend broke into my room when I was taking a nap in a recliner and threw a live vampire bat at me, which woke me up in both my dream and in reality.
10. That same friend caught me dancing vigorously to The Temptations.
11. I have an enormous crush on that girl from Arrested Development. No, not Michael Cera.
12. My favorite superhero ever is Matter Eater Lad. Duh.
13. I hate shots. With a fiery passion. Needles are so frightening.
14. I am so scared of a ninja mugging. Am I the only one who looks for escape paths whenever I enter a room?
15. I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and probably couldn’t fight my way out of a soggy, cardboard box.
16. I am prejudiced against any valley girl or emo kid. “Like totally OMG, lolz.” Hawthorne Heights = Sucks so hard.
17. I’ve found my senior year of high school that I actually like writing, mostly because it’s fun seeing people cringe at the insanity that I put on paper.
18. I am a nerd to the n'th degree, beyond normal human comprehension. But I will never be a trekkie.
19. I never learned to ride a bike, nor do I plan to, because I have about as good balance as blind appendage-less toad with an inner ear infection.
20. I would like to conclude with an obvious statement. I am weird as fuck. And I love it. Normal is boring.
1. I think Miley Cyrus is definitely at least top ten Scariest people on the planet, if not top five.
2. I actually think the majority of people are terrifying, intimidating, psychotic or mind-numbingly boring, and if they aren’t any of those, then they are fascinating.
3. I probably ate something in the last 24 hours that isn’t technically edible. Oops.
4. I’ve slept for two days straight. Not sure why.
5. I have a fun habit of walking into stop signs, fire hydrants, parked cars, pedestrians, not parked cars, because I never pay attention to anything when I am walking.
6. When I was twelve, I ate four foot-long hot dogs, 3 liters of soda, and 2 bowls of instant noodles in one sitting.
7. Chihuahuas also make my list of Scariest things in the world. And Tom Cruise.
8. My favorite word is watermelon. Close second is pudding.
9. I had a dream where my friend broke into my room when I was taking a nap in a recliner and threw a live vampire bat at me, which woke me up in both my dream and in reality.
10. That same friend caught me dancing vigorously to The Temptations.
11. I have an enormous crush on that girl from Arrested Development. No, not Michael Cera.
12. My favorite superhero ever is Matter Eater Lad. Duh.
13. I hate shots. With a fiery passion. Needles are so frightening.
14. I am so scared of a ninja mugging. Am I the only one who looks for escape paths whenever I enter a room?
15. I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and probably couldn’t fight my way out of a soggy, cardboard box.
16. I am prejudiced against any valley girl or emo kid. “Like totally OMG, lolz.” Hawthorne Heights = Sucks so hard.
17. I’ve found my senior year of high school that I actually like writing, mostly because it’s fun seeing people cringe at the insanity that I put on paper.
18. I am a nerd to the n'th degree, beyond normal human comprehension. But I will never be a trekkie.
19. I never learned to ride a bike, nor do I plan to, because I have about as good balance as blind appendage-less toad with an inner ear infection.
20. I would like to conclude with an obvious statement. I am weird as fuck. And I love it. Normal is boring.
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